> > @COBOLerにようこそヽ(´ー｀)ノ
> ごめんよ(;´Д`)ｺﾎﾞﾙに憧れは抱けないよ

000100 IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
000200 PROGRAM-ID.     HELLOWORLD.
000300 DATE-WRITTEN.   02/05/96        21:04.
000400*       AUTHOR    BRIAN COLLINS
000500 ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.
000600 CONFIGURATION SECTION.
000700 SOURCE-COMPUTER. RM-COBOL.
000800 OBJECT-COMPUTER. RM-COBOL.
000900
001000 DATA DIVISION.
001100 FILE SECTION.
001200
100000 PROCEDURE DIVISION.
100100
100200 MAIN-LOGIC SECTION.
100300 BEGIN.
100400     DISPLAY " " LINE 1 POSITION 1 ERASE EOS.
100500     DISPLAY "HELLO, WORLD." LINE 15 POSITION 10.
100600     STOP RUN.
100700 MAIN-LOGIC-EXIT.
100800     EXIT.

この男らしい記述をみよ！(´ー｀)
まぁ俺ならPERFORMでとばすけど

参考：2005/03/02(水)01時50分08秒