> Missing Husband 
> A wife went to the police station with her next-door
> neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman
> asked for a description. 
> She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes,
> dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is
> soft-spoken, and is good to the children." 
> The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5
> foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your
> children." 
> The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?" 

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参考：2003/01/24(金)18時29分10秒