Another War Wound? 

A guy goes into a public washroom and has to use the
only available urinal, between two elderly men. He glances
to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two
streams. 

"What the hell is that?" he asks. 

"War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in North Africa.
They were able to save my dick but they had to leave two
holes" 

Then the guy looks to his right and sees. . . three
streams !!! 

"What the hell is that?" 

"War wound. Germany, bullet in the penis, left three
holes" 

The two veterans then look over at the guy in the middle
and see. . . 12 streams!! 

"War wound??" 

"Naah, my zipper's stuck" 

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