I once had a girl 
Or should I say she once had me
She showed me her room
Isn't it good , Norwegian Wood

She asked me to stay 
And she told me to sit anywhere
So I looked for a chair 
And I noticed there wasn't a chair

I sat on a rug, biding my time 
Drinking her wine
We talked until two 
And then she said, "It's time for bed"

She told me she worked in the morning
And started to laugh 
I told her I didn't 
And crawled off to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke I was alone 
This bird has flown
So I lit a fire 
Isn't it good , Norwegian wood