> > 常日頃からいつ死んでもいいと公言している漏れだけど
> > 今朝ふらついて思わずﾎｰﾑの中に落ちそうになったとき
> > とっさにﾎｰﾑの外に身を寄せようとしている自分を発見して萎えた
> 英訳してくれ

When [ at which it became that it is likely to leak, however
it is likely to be unsteady this morning, and is likely to fall
into a home involuntarily ] having declared that you may die from
every day any time, suddenly, himself who is going to bring near
the body out of a home was discovered, and it withered.

参考：2003/10/01(水)23時42分24秒