A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy. The owner summoned 
　his two-man sales force into his office.

　"Things aren't going too well, guys," he announced grimly. "So to
  perk up sales I'm announcing a contest. The guy with the most sales
  gets a blow job."

  "What does the loser get?" asked one of the salesmen.

  The owner looked at both men and said, "The loser gets to give it."