Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. 
All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of
 their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world.
Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy?
I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities,
but you all take to a whole new level.
This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. 
I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team,
and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play,
other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"?
I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend
 (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). 
You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. 

Thanks for listening.