> > あやしいをC言語風に表すとどんな感じよ
> #ifndef int
> #ifdef while
> char s[234],d[56],*p=s,m='m';
> #define int typedef (*define)();\
>  define O [6]={getc,putchar,(y)memmove,(y)printf,(y)n,(y)l};
> #include __FILE__
> signed short n(short bz){
> 	short pb=0,Md=1,ih=2,sfp=3,sjs=4,fo,u=5,scp=6,t,gq=7,oh,r=8,pcf=9,rs=10;
> 	char o=1,i=1,l,pc=i,b=r+o/2,_f=6,m=7,s=8,g,q,od=o*rs+4^s,js=_f/*3-m*'c',bs='g';
> return 1; }
> #y	FILE c[a]+s,p[c],r[m]+u[i+4*o|f]-r[wob][wad]+s*f-!w|o,L+x					|  cut 
> ;}int main(i,love_unix){*/;}int main(i,love_unix){/*;}int main(i,love_unix){*\;}|  here */
> while(FILE)for(;9-(i=0[O](f)););
> for(;32-(i=0[O](f));0&&	3[O]("-->%s<--", "gxdgbtgxsxpcctvpixktedhiedcte")); 
> for(;'\n'-(i=O[0](f));)(i>='a'&&i<'z')?*
> #include __FILE__
>                                   "Demonic Smiley" );}		/* <g> */
> #else
> #define while(int) short c=0;int*f=fopen(__##int##__,"r");for(i=0;i<25;i _)i[d]='A'+(13+i)%26;main:
> #define y define
> #define _ ++
> #include <stdio.h>
> #include <string.h>
> #include <time.h>
> #include __FILE__
> #endif
> #elif defined(signed)
> (p _)=(i-'a')[d]:!(i-'z')?*(p _)=32:(i>='A'&&i<='Z')&&((3&8|2)[O](d+1,d,24L),*(p _)=0[d]=i);/*
> #y	FILE t,ra|js+t*gj,at[qdd]-=K,is _,qv _,veb _,ti _,ao[mqht] _*/
> if(c _<6) goto main; 5[O](
> #else
> #define signed short l(){char q='_';p=s+4*(time(NULL)%24)*2,m=(char)p+1;\
> *(p+8)=0; for(d[3]=10,d[33]=3[d]-10;d[3]<18;3[d] _) d[3][p]=q;3[d][p]=0;\
> hell:  printf("\t[%s]\n",p+10);if(!m) goto stoned;\
> froze: d[8]=(scanf("%c",&(2[d+__STDC__])),2[d+!NULL])&223;if(!(3[d+5]-'\n')) goto froze;\
> for(m=1[d]=0;d[1]<8;2[d-1] _) (p[d[1]]-d[8]||(p[3[d-2]+10]=4[d+4]))+(p[d[1]+10]-q||m _);\
> goto hell;stoned:;}
> FILE *X(FILE s){	char i,iev,jmqhu,xqht,mqh,ujek,sxydw,kdj,yjb,utou,qhre,eamy,jxxe,bt;}
> #endif

なにこのCソースもどき
こんなのコンパイラに通せるわけねえだろ

参考：2005/09/01(木)23時38分39秒