> 訳して！o(;´Д`)o
> Hi ,
> We just heard that your order's been slightly delayed. But don't 
> panic, it's on the way. Waiting for stuff sucks, but it's better to 
> know what's up than to harass the mailman every day.
> Here's the deal: Your order was sent, but with a modified delivery 
> date. UPS gave us a report saying:
> UPS needs your help to speedily ensure your delivery.
> To get the full story, call UPS at 1.800.742.5877. When you chat with 
> the peeps at UPS, have this info ready:
> Thanks for your patience. You'll have that beautiful brown box soon 
> enough.

てめえの荷物は少し遅れるが，文句言わずに待ってろ(ﾟДﾟ)

参考：2011/01/13(木)21時09分09秒