> > 訳して！o(;´Д`)o
> > Hi ,
> > We just heard that your order's been slightly delayed. But don't 
> > panic, it's on the way. Waiting for stuff sucks, but it's better to 
> > know what's up than to harass the mailman every day.
> > Here's the deal: Your order was sent, but with a modified delivery 
> > date. UPS gave us a report saying:
> > UPS needs your help to speedily ensure your delivery.
> > To get the full story, call UPS at 1.800.742.5877. When you chat with 
> > the peeps at UPS, have this info ready:
> > Thanks for your patience. You'll have that beautiful brown box soon 
> > enough.
> てめーの荷物遅れるから
> ケツ洗って待っとけ

洗いました(ﾟДﾟ)

参考：2011/01/13(木)21時11分13秒